isaac-and-miria:

foreverapastaamante:

aloistrancy4ever:

scarlet-shinigami:

forevermydarkangel:

knightswhosay:

alustealchemist:

miss-hawkeye:

fmaobsessed:

rock-bell:

forever-soul-bound:

itsmelissaparedes:

I shot my best friend because the voices told me to. Holy shit. :(

(( I gave my number to a banana because i’m stupid))



[[I shot a Mexician because that’s how I roll]]
“I went out with my neighbor because I was drunk.”

“I shot a pickle because that’s how I roll.”

I kissed a baseball bat because that’s how I roll.

I murdered a banana because that’s how I roll

I gave my number to my psychiatrist because the voices told me to xD

i murdered a stuffed animal because my mom told me to XD

((I kissed a ninja because I was drunk..seems legit XD))
Felicia: I smacked a soda because I’m hot and I do what I want…….what?
Alice: I smacked a soda because the voices told me too…..well I know I’m insane but I don’t have voices in my head…..

[I murdered a banana because I’m retarded.
WELL.]

i fell in love with a pickle because im hot and i do what i want.
-_-…

isaac-and-miria:

foreverapastaamante:

aloistrancy4ever:

scarlet-shinigami:

forevermydarkangel:

knightswhosay:

alustealchemist:

miss-hawkeye:

fmaobsessed:

rock-bell:

forever-soul-bound:

itsmelissaparedes:

I shot my best friend because the voices told me to.
Holy shit. :(

(( I gave my number to a banana because i’m stupid))

[[I shot a Mexician because that’s how I roll]]

“I went out with my neighbor because I was drunk.”

“I shot a pickle because that’s how I roll.”

I kissed a baseball bat because that’s how I roll.

I murdered a banana because that’s how I roll

I gave my number to my psychiatrist because the voices told me to xD

i murdered a stuffed animal because my mom told me to XD

((I kissed a ninja because I was drunk..seems legit XD))

Felicia: I smacked a soda because I’m hot and I do what I want…….what?

Alice: I smacked a soda because the voices told me too…..well I know I’m insane but I don’t have voices in my head…..

[I murdered a banana because I’m retarded.

WELL.]

i fell in love with a pickle because im hot and i do what i want.

-_-…

(Source: xmelisshaa, via duo-in-disguise)

1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged?
2. You talked to an ex today, correct?
3. Have you taken someones virginity?
4. Is trust a big issue for you?
5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently?
6. What are you excited for?
7. What happened tonight?
8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted?
9. Is confidence cute?
10. What is the last beverage you had?
11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust?
12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans?
13. What are you gonna do Saturday night?
14. What are you going to spend money on next?
15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed?
16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months?
17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?
18. The last time you felt broken?
19. Have you had sex today?
20. Are you starting to realize anything?
21. Are you in a good mood?
22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks?
23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s?
24. What do you want right this second?
25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy?
26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color?
27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh?
28. What was the last thing that made you laugh?
29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now?
30. Does everyone deserve a second chance?
31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to?
32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do?
33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda?
34. Listening to?
35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore?
36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is?
37. Do you believe in love at first sight?
38. Who did you last call?
39. Who was the last person you danced with?
40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed?
41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake?
42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today?
43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush?
44. Do you tan in the nude?
45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss?
46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night?
47. Who was the last person to call you?
48. Do you sing in the shower?
49. Do you dance in the car?
50. Ever used a bow and arrow?
51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
52. Do you think musicals are cheesy?
53. Is Christmas stressful?
54. Ever eat a pierogi?
55. Favorite type of fruit pie?
56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
57. Do you believe in ghosts?
58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
59. Take a vitamin daily?
60. Wear slippers?
61. Wear a bath robe?
62. What do you wear to bed?
63. First concert?
64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?
65. Nike or Adidas?
66. Cheetos Or Fritos?
67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
68. Favorite Taylor Swift song?
69. Ever take dance lessons?
70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
71. Can you curl your tongue?
72. Ever won a spelling bee?
73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
74. What is your favorite book?
75. Do you study better with or without music?
76. Regularly burn incense?
77. Ever been in love?
78. Who would you like to see in concert?
79. What was the last concert you saw?
80. Hot tea or cold tea?
81. Tea or coffee?
82. Favorite type of cookie?
83. Can you swim well?
84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
85. Are you patient?
86. DJ or band, at a wedding?
87. Ever won a contest?
88. Ever have plastic surgery?
89. Which are better black or green olives?
90. Opinions on sex before marriage?
91. Best room for a fireplace?
92. Do you want to get married?
1: Picture of yourself
2: A description of my self-esteem
3: My favorite book
4: Biggest Turn Offs
5: Biggest Turn Ons
6: Most famous person you've met
7: What I want to be when I'm older
8: My relationship(s) with my sibling(s)
9: Relationship status?
10: What I did yesterday
11: What I'm doing today
12: What I'm doing tomorrow
13: Most embarrassing moment
14: Description of who I like
15: Biggest insecurities?
16: Something I wish I could change about myself
17: I'll love you if...
18: Something I'm really good at
19: Something I'm really bad at
20: What I wish for at 11:11
21: A reason I've lied to a friend
22: Favorite Movie
23: Something that has made you mad recently
24: A random fact about yourself
25: Question of your choice
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Rule two: If you don’t blog the creator, get off of Tumblr

Rule three: It is impossible to ignore rule one so rule two is generally invalid.


why is he so hot

damn first I was like ‘nahhh man, you can’t tell me what to do’, then I started to feel like this immense level of guilt so yeah here I am reblogging this

Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard

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This doesn’t necessarily apply to anyone on here, but one does not need to constantly let every one know of their sexuality. I’m sick of seeing teens repeatedly saying “WELL MY GIRLFRIEND THIS” and “WELL IM A LESBIAN SO” in every conversation the person has. It’s fine to let people know. Once….

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